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[ Funnily enough she's been experimenting with things a lot like he's describing. She pulls out two necklaces of spidersilk, both gleaming white. ]

Heresy resistance. [ she points to one. And then the other, ] Poison resistance.

[ It's been a tough project, trying to tie the magic there permanently. It's not there yet, she's pretty sure the magic will only last a few months at most. ]

Heresy is magic that attacks the soul. [ And she's not thought about regen bands. Huh. Guess that'd work if you couldn't just regenerate yourself..? She can think of a few Oranges she'd like to stick in regeneration effects. Hm. ]

[ Huh! That gets him leaning in, but not much. He's surprised by how...pretty they are? ]

Way too pretty to look good on me. [ He grins, joking, sitting back. He rests a foot on a knee, leans his weight forward like that instead. ] Those'd be good though, when you need them. I wonder what'd be useful for us on most missions...?

[ He's thinking out loud. Hmmm. Lulu would be better at this... he should've asked Yuna... ]

Armour. [ She types it woefully, thinking of all of the injuries that hit Orange team last mission. And Red, and Purple, and Blue... Ugh. She types absently, thinking. ]

Healing would be good, but only when hurt. Magic bandages? Better to enchant uniforms with high defense?

[ She pulls out a replica of a Purple team hoodie, and sketches out a familiar magic circuit around it, so that the entire garment pulses with magic for a moment, and then fades to a metallic sheen. If she were back in the other world, she'd say she'd put Damage Resistance and Reinforcement on it, but those were just crutches for the magical effect, weren't they? It was just making the threads tougher, harder to pierce, and give them some spatial magic to soak the energy of blows. ]

[ The clothing pulses, and then-- ]

Whoa! [ Whoa, okay! Thaaat looks like a pretty cool effect, he's not gonna lie. ]

You can do that? To all the uniforms? [ Because wow would that make things better for most! ]

Not exactly. [ She pulls out another scrap of fabric, this one one of the orange 'uniforms' they gave her, that she's never bothered to figure out how to put on after the first one got shredded. The same magic circuit winds around it, and this time the effect is much less pronounced.

To drive home the effect, she stabs a scythe tip straight through it, then does the same to the reinforced hoodie, which resists the jab for a good few seconds before starting to tear. ]

My thread is better.

[ Oh, hm. Carefully, she holds both up again, and conjures a tiny flame in a fifth leg. Her replica hoodie catches fire almost immediately. ] Downsides.

[ Ohhhh.

ooooooooo.

ooooooooooohhhhh. But okay, yeah, that's a downside. Uh. Hm. Even so, the way it catches flame so easily is cool in a way. Tidus is a simple guy--but a guy who knows that might not be so good.

But just to be sure- ] So anything you make's gonna be flammable 'cause of the threading. Maybe someone else knows a way to make it stronger? We have other magic users onboard...

[ Ah! ] Nita! She has her Speech and can tell object to do things! She told butter to stay melted!

[ See where he's going with this?! ]

[ She'd love to see where he's going with this, and she was definitely following for a good three sentences-- but she's currently distracted by the fire spreading up her leg.

SPIDERS ARE FLAMMABLE TOO, TIDUS, why didn't she think this through!!!! Why didn't she put out the fire!!!!!

Aaaaah!!!!!! ]

Webs, we can ask Nita to tell the shirts to--

[ --fire?? ]

[ --FIRE ]

WEBS!

[ DON'T WORRY LUCKILY WATER'S HIS EASIEST ELEMENTAL SO LET HIM JUST THROW OUT HIS HANDS IN THE QUICKEST SPELL AND

DUMP A FLOOD OF WATER OVER KUMOKO'S ENTIRE BEING!!

DON'T DIE WEBS!! ]

[ glub glub glub

her flop is more out of embarrassment than anything, but she belatedly waves a hand and splashes a jet of medicinal water on herself. The burns along her leg begin to steam, and heal over.

Another wave, and a towel lands on her head. And a third, for a towel for Tidus.

......... wait.

wait where's the tablet. ]

[ Oh, hi towel. It drapes and blankets his vision, and Tidus takes it into his hands, bewildered. ]

You weren't kidding 'bout the flames! [ And speaking- ] Hey, you okay?

[ She's...wet! And also drenched in some other kind of liquid steaming her limb. Is that good. Are you good, Kumoko. ]

[ He gets a highly expressive shrug as she pats around underneath her for the device. Sometimes... being a spider... is worse.

Oh, whew, there it is. Her bulk shielded it. Thanks, bulk! ]

Downsides to being a spider too.

[ Is she shrugging at being okay... well, actually, she seems pretty fine for the chaos just a second ago. That's a speedy recovery, man. ]

I'll keep that in mind next time I see you around fire. [ Noted, noted! ] But, I think with the clothes... if you made another hoodie, we can see if Nita can speak it into not being so flammable?

[ 'Please, pretty please hoodie'? ]

Maybe. [ how does Nita's magic work? Who knows! Magic based on talking to things is like her worst nightmare and she tries not to think about it too much.

If you think that's speedy why not watch this compilation of her top 100 near-death experiences in her first year of life!!!

She produces a second dollop of medicine, smaller this time, and waggles the orb of liquid up and down her burnt leg. Healing spells are faster, but this is better for heat-related pain now she doesn't have painkilling skills, okay? ]

You ask her.

I can do that. [ No problem! Talk to Nita about anything and everything? He can do that in a heartbeat. But now he's distracted by the salve she's rubbing on herself, silent for a moment, but--

but Webs can only wish that was it!! ]

...did you make that too? [ He'll nod if he has to, to the ointment she's applying to herself. ]

Medicine Synthesis. [ One of those skills she's had to recreate with magic, but she doesn't regret it at all.

Because, you know.

Fire exists, and is terrible. ] It's a combination of poison and healing magic.

[ Oh?

Oh!! ] You don't need to pout it into your web? [ It's called silk, Tidus- ] You should let us buy you something for making some! We've been buying them off the shop!

[ UM.

Dude did anyone ever tell you you're kind of intense!!! ]

Buying what.

[ who, THIS GUY?? ]

Your medicine! If you can make it like a healing potion-- we can spend the points on you we'd use for buying potions!

[ Or, energy drinks for Noctis to turn into potions. Details schmetails!! Still, isn't that a better idea? ]

[ YEAH THAT GUY EXACTLY. ]

Wouldn't potions be better? [ She's never had to use one honestly! ]

...We can find out. How about that?

[ Ah- ] It'd be better for most of us without the poison... but we can take some for a test play on a mission, and see how they work out.

[ Best time to test new heals. ]

[ there's.......... no poison in it...

probably. ]

Got a bottle?

Uh... [ Does he? Tidus moves out a hand, posed as if ready to hold onto something.

...

And he turns his hand, looking at it, then puts up a forefinger- ] One sec!

[ --Time to go into the luggage car to grab one!

Please wait... Please wait... Please wait... Please wait...

okay he back! ] I grabbed five!

[ What else are they going to use with these 500ml bottles if Piccolo is just making them smaller ones! ]

[ Waiting, waiting, waiting-- Great!

Wait why is she getting excited. Almost got her, huh?! Okay, she produces another globule of medicine immediately! ]

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